[dropcap size=small]I[/dropcap] am writing this article at Marc‘s request because he thinks I’m some sort of pervert… He’s right.
In the latest update, for the upcoming entry to the Super Smash Bros. series, it was revealed that Zero Suit Samus will be bringing her Dead or Alive costume along for the ride. Now you can use classic Zero Suit Samus or you can be a Hooters waitress*. The new costumes are modeled after Game Boy Advanced titles Metroid: Fusion and Metroid: Zero Mission.
Masahiro Sakurai, creator and director of the latest Smash game, explains that the costumes were a last minute decision. I can already hear the fanboys fapping away, and it sounds like the cries of a thousand tormented souls burning in the depths of the last layer of hell.
I can’t wait for this game.
*I have nothing against Hooters waitresses, the orange costume just reminded me of them.
