If you’ve got a hard-on for the upcoming State of Decay re-release, I have some good news for you.
[dropcap size=small]H[/dropcap]ere’s a zombie survival game with some pretty interesting easter eggs. When originally in development, Undead Labs contracted freelancers to fill the, vast, open-world in State of Decay. These little deviants inserted (giggity) something special: Penises. Yes, a whooole bunch of penises were embedded deep into the background textures, completely unnoticeable until they were scaled up for the remake. I’m not psychic, but I’m going to guess that the penises will be removed from next month’s release. Maybe they’ll be DLC, who knows?
A Microsoft employee spoke out on the rock-hard matter:
“Undead Labs was not aware of the textures in question until they began the process of exporting textures for State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition, and they are not visible in the original edition of State of Decay. Undead Labs is no longer working with the contractor in question, and this material will not be present in State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition.”
State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition will release, penis-free, on April 28th for the Xbox One and PC.
