Look, we all know Cyberpunk 2077 is basically Blade Runner on bath salts, and now CD Projekt Red wants you to bring that neon-soaked chaos into your living room. The Errata Thermal Katana — yes, the glowing anime murder-sword that melts faces in Night City — is officially available for pre-order on CD Projekt Red’s Gear Store for the low, low price of $120 USD. That’s right: for less than the cost of a trip to the ER after trying to build your own out of a toaster and bad decisions, you can have the real(ish) deal.
According to the official description, this isn’t just some plastic cosplay prop you duct-tape to your back at Comic-Con. This is the katana in 1:1 scale replica form. The same molten-edge death stick V used to carve through corpos and cyborgs like a hot knife through plot holes. Brought to life by CD Projekt Red and merch company Zing, this replica comes with all the bells and whistles your dystopian heart could desire.
- It’s 3.9 feet of futuristic fury (that’s 47 inches for those still living in America’s lawless measurement system).
- It comes in three easy-to-assemble parts, which means no power tools or cybernetic limb upgrades required. Plus a stand to show off to your online girlfriend in Discord calls.
- It has built-in red LED lights, because if your sword doesn’t glow, are you even a protagonist?
- And yes, it makes combat noises straight from the game via an integrated sound chip. Swing it around and pretend you’re slicing through security drones instead of knocking over your floor lamp.
- “Age recommendation: Suitable for collectors aged 17 and above”. But let’s be real, Choom. You are at least 30 if you are buying this.
This isn’t just a toy. This is a lifestyle. A glowing, buzzing, vaguely threatening lifestyle. Whether you want to mount it on your wall, swing it around like an overcaffeinated street samurai, or dramatically whisper “Preem” while staring into the mirror, this katana is your ticket to making Night City’s chaos your own when it ships this September 2025.
So go ahead. Embrace the chaos. Pre-order the Thermal Katana now, and start making your legend — or at least scaring the hell out of your mailman.
