Magic: The Gathering Announces Ninja Turtles ‘Totally TubuLair Superdrop’

As if you needed yet another reason to abuse your wallet.

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Launching March 2, 2026, at 9 a.m. PT, the Totally TubuLair Superdrop brings several drops that range from sewer-side beat-downs to samurai rabbits with philosophical haircuts. Orders over $99 ship free (because nothing says “turtle power” like saving on shipping). Pre-queueing opens an hour early, so fans are encouraged to prep their Wizards accounts, double-check addresses, and mentally prepare for a digital stampede of fans who definitely care about cover art more than game balance.

The drop lineup includes a series of Secret Lair packs that marry classic Magic cards with mutant turtle aesthetics and flair:

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: VHS Villains Because nothing evokes nostalgia like watching VHS tapes of cartoon villains that definitely wasn’t your babysitter’s idea of “educational.”
  • The Mighty Mutanimals A team so wild they make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like they have a curfew.
  • The Last Ronin Whether it’s emo turtle energy or just a super-aged Leonardo with feelings, this pack exists.
  • Featuring: Kevin Eastman (Colors & Inks)
  • Featuring: Stan Sakai
Secret Lair: Totally TubuLair Superdrop | Magic The Gathering, Wizards of the Coast
Secret Lair: Totally TubuLair Superdrop | Magic The Gathering, Wizards of the Coast
Secret Lair: Totally TubuLair Superdrop | Magic The Gathering, Wizards of the Coast

Each pack is available both non-foil ($29.99) and foil ($39.99), just in case you want shiny mutant turtles that reflect your own existential confusion about buying them.

For those who have committed fully to this pop-culture collab, there are bundle options that definitely cost significantly more as The Totally TubuLair! Everything Bundle throws in all drops in both foil and non-foil for $399.99, a true collector’s choice, because once you’ve crossed the threshold of one themed cardboard drop, money ceases to matter.

Check out the official blog post here for more details and photos.

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