Filmmaker Tries to Finance ‘Fast Nein,’ Featuring the Fast and Furious Crew vs Hitler

“Ich habe keine Freunde. Ich habe Familie.” 

Just when you thought Fast and Furious couldn’t get anymore ludacris, one ambitious filmmaker is planning a crazy new entry for the franchise that includes “The Expendables, Donald Trump, The Terminator, Doc Brown and Hitler’s micro-penis.” 

Jordan VanDina has begun an IndieGoGo campaign for his film Fast Nein: The Fast & The Führer, the next installment of the Fast and Furious series, where Dom and the gang travel back in time to race Hitler, because why not. 

If you’re already concerned about VanDina’s sanity, fear not, as he made it pretty clear this a gag project, as he is asking for $100 million, and has enough sense to acknowledge the campaign “has no affiliation with Universal or anyone involved in the Fast & Furious franchise.” He is even encouraging people to not donate  to the campaign, as he knows he has no “power or authority to make this movie.” 

All that being said, he has put in enough thought to write an entire screenplay for the film, which you can read here. It’s pretty much what you’d expect. 

Despite VanDina’s best efforts, Fast Nein has already raised over $375 as of this article’s publication. 

So, if you really want to see Michelle Rodriguez fist fight Eva Braun, or Vin Diesel Tokyo Drift around one history’s greatest villains, feel free to check out the campaign page here. We won’t stop you. 

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